Biography

David Brooks is a professional musician, playing (and sometimes miming) keyboards for Gary Numan as well as his own band and in recording sessions for anyone who needs someone prepared to work cheap. David has a curious physical characteristic - he has cat's eyes. Many people find this rather alarming, so he often wears contact lenses to make his eyes appear like those of a normal human. However he does make an exception when he's feeling horny, as he's found that if he takes out the contacts before going out on the pull he has more luck. It seems the cats eyes attract the pussies. Sorry, I couldn't help that one.

David's friends describe him as being very honest and hard-working, though further enquiries revealed that he'd threatened them with violence and ordered them to say that. This willingness to threaten to kick the shit out of people in private, whilst publicly appearing to be an affable team player makes David a real chance of winning Survivor Outland. He really is someone to keep an eye on, especially in communal showers.

Favourites

Colour: Black
Movies: Revenge of the Killer Tomatoes
Music: Anything by Father Abraham and The Smurfs
Food: Chocolate.
Drink: Cocoa.
Drugs: Smarties
Sports: Mud Wrestling
Games: Skipping