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Added yet another Silly Photo. Funnily enough, this one isn't even a digital cheat, it's a real picture!.
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Ever wondered why Numan doesn't like Philadelphia? Visit Dirty Great Big Lies to find out.
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Added a bit to the GNNN - Gary Numan News Network page. And this one is not a joke, it's a true story. Honest.
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After only 3 years, I have finally posted another piece of shite on this website. OK, it's pretty much like most of the shite I've posted in the past, but that's life. For the 2 people who are reading this, you can find it in the Silly Photos page.
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I renamed the "Not The NuWorld News" page to GNNN - Gary Numan News Network because, let's face it, Not The Nine O'Clock News was a sodding long time ago. But that's not all. I added the strange but true story of Gemma's boob job to that very same page, complete with an exclusive photo. Well, it would have been exclusive if it hadn't been on Rob's AFENet forum, which is where I leeched it from. And it was in OK magazine, which is where Rob leeched it from. But apart from that........
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Added another new Silly Photo.
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Added a new Silly Photo. It's sick, but very topical.
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Added a new Silly Photo.
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Added another NuWorld Record. Since it's an animated pic I chucked it on the Numanimations page as well.
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As you might have noticed, it's been a couple of months since I updated the site. In that time I've had a few emails, but despite them all I've decided to update the site again.
The reason for the lack of updates was simply that I couldn't be bothered to do any more jokes. I was hoping to get guys like Andy Gray and Sulpher to remix some of my jokes, instead of doing any new ones myself, in the hope that with no effort on my part I'd have some stuff I could pass off as my own new material.
Unfortunately everyone I asked told me to go and do things that turned out to be anatomically impossible, so I ended up doing the remixes myself.
I recycled some old shite pics, added new captions, and used them to create a new NuWorld Records page. Well, I did add a new pic as well......
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Gary has bought yet another new caravan for his parents. See Not The NuWorld News for more details.
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Another new Silly Photo. This one isn't rude or smutty in any way; it's just plain silly.
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I've been really busy with work recently, but I finally got a minute to do something tasteful, erudite and interesting for this website. But I decided to stick to what I know, so I did a new fart joke instead. It's on the Silly Photos page.
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A brand new, but rather tasteless, Numan video is to be released soon! See Not The NuWorld News for more details.
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Added another new Silly Photo. In fact, to be more accurate, it's a Very Silly Photo.
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Added a new page, focussing on the Gary Numan Academy of Dance.
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Added a new Silly Photo.
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Gary's interest in boats has led him to join the navy! More details in Not The NuWorld News.
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I recently acquired another interesting item to add to my collection of Numan Memorabilia - it's truly earth-shattering so be sure not to miss it!.
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More Numan tribute albums are on the way! This time Yoda trades his lightsabre for a piece of vacuum cleaner pipe and covers his favourite Numan tracks. See Not The NuWorld News for more details.
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Added several more Dirty Great Big Lies. They're in the Miscellaneous Lies part, at the bottom of the page.
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Added a small bit of Aussie Numan News.
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Yes, I know it's been a while since the last update. This is because my studio caught fire. I mean I suffered from record company interference. No wait - I had to watch the CNN coverage of September 11th. I mean all my computers crashed...... oh sod it.... OK, I've been watching the World Cup.
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Read Not The NuWorld News to find out all about the latest, greatest Numan compilation album.
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Read all about Gary Numan's shock arrest in Not The NuWorld News.
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I finally decided to display some items from my outstanding and unique collection of Numan Memorabilia. Imagine how high the bids would go if I ever decided to sell this lot on Ebay.
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Learn about Gary's unusual sporting career as Numo The Sumo.
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If you like a good tragedy then you'll hate The Strange Story of Russell and Gary. But if you like a crappy tragedy you'll probably love it.
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The Webb Cam shows that if you leave a studio deserted for long enough, unwanted visitors are likely to turn up and stay for a while.
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I have expanded the old Pussy Wax Challenge page and renamed it Outlandish Challenges. It now includes all the challenges I issued on the AFENET site's Forum under the title Betty's Outlandish Challenges. And what's more, we actually have a winner for one of them.....!!!!
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I've compiled an action-packed Highlights section on the Webb Cam page. So in case you missed any of the really good bits you can now catch up with them.
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Something's happening on the Webb Cam!!!! Alien Studio is beginning to look like Outland Studio all over again......
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It's raining shite! Well, according to Gary It's Raining Fans.
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Wanna know what Gary's up to in his studio right now? Take a peek via Outland's new Webb Cam.
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Another scoop on the Not The NuWorld News page. This time it's the first picture of Gary and his new boat.
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Yes, that's right! Two new bits of shite in the same decade! If only Numan could write songs so quickly........
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Nothing very exciting today - just a couple of little maintenance tasks I'd been too lazy to do.
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At last! An update! Unfortunately it's a new low in Outland's history, as we make the National Enquirer look classy by exposing Gary's drugs habit.
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