Forfeits

Roll the dice and pray for a not-too embarassing result.....

Score	Your forfeit is.......
	Imitate the dance Gary does in the promo video of We Take Mystery, whilst keeping a straight face.
	Eat a bit of somebody else's dandruff.
	Write new lyrics to the tune of Down In The Park. You must include references to Reaganomics, sheep shagging, and Harvard Trainers. You must then sing it.
	You must appear in a public place wearing a Haysi Fantayzee T-shirt
	Perform the whistle part of I Dream of Wires
	Listen to a Mariah Carey CD without anaesthetic.
	Ask Gary for an autograph whilst you're wearing ABBA clothes.
	Stand in that patented Joe Hubbard pose and play air-bass. Get pissed off when your amp blows.
	List the 10 things you like most about Bill Sharpe.
	Play London Times and sing along to it.
	Watch Kipper in the Dream Corrosion video, without averting your eyes from the crotch of those horrible bicycle pants.
	Pronounce Trois Gymnopedies in an outrageous French accent
	Listen to Random 2
	Write to Queen Elizabeth to complain about the lack of radio play for Numan records on Radio One. Remember to always use "one" instead of "I", or she won't understand what you've written.
	Send me all of your rare Numan CDs and decent bootlegs. (Worth a try).
	Play Micromusic. When Gary is backing his little car back into its garage under the drum riser, at the end of Down In The Park, make "beep beep" noises like a truck does whilst reversing.
	Email Gary and tell him he really ought to do a tour of Australia
	Trim your toenails. By biting them.
	Tie a hanky on your head and pretend to be Kipper for the rest of the day.
	Chug what's left in your glass. Serves you right for taking a forfeit instead of a sip or two.
	Everyone else has to chug what's left in their glasses.