| Event | Sips |
| The camera cuts to the drummer.... | 2 |
| ....... It's Ced Sharpley. And he's got a stupid look on his face. | 1 |
| Gary grabs his crotch. | 2 |
| Gary poses with his arms out high to the sides, like he's pretending to be a plane. | 2 |
| The camera lingers on the backing singer's breasts jiggling up and down. | 2 |
| Kipper has a bit of a fretwank | 0.005 |
| Andy Coughlan's arms appear to be hairier than Gary's head | 1 |
| Rrussell Bell shows off whilst doing 'special effects' or playing syndrums | 1 |
| Gary hits the right note but the backing singer hits the wrong note | 20 |
| The backing singer hits the right note but Gary hits the wrong note | 0.5 |
| There is a shot of Rrussell Bell doing nothing, waiting for the next time he has to play his guitar. Then just as he's about to do his bit the camera cuts to someone else instead. | 1 |
| There is a shot of an old guy in the crowd (Skin Mechanic video) | 0.5 |
| There is a shot of an old guy in the crowd (any other video) | 5 |
| Gary gets the words wrong | 0.5 |
| Gary mouths the words during an instrumental bit or when a backing singer is singing | 1 |
| John Webb plays a sax solo, and you think he must be miming to a backing tape because it sounds exactly like the album. | 1 |
| Someone throws a teddy bear onto the stage | 1 |
| .....It hits Gary | 2 |
| Somebody throws an inflatible woman on stage | 10 |
| Gary headbangs (Micromusic video) | 10 |
| Gary headbangs (Dream Corrosion video) | 0.005 |
| Gary has to be treated for whiplash because of all the headbanging | 5 |
| One of Gary's nipples is visible | 2 |
| One of the backing singer's nipples is visible | 5 |
| One of Kipper's nipples is visible | 5 (+ 1 vomit) |
| Gary smiles | 2 |
| Ced Sharpley goes completely off the beat | 3 |
| Some fans are interviewed before or after the concert part of the video. And they're completely unintelligible because of their regional accents. | 2 |
| Gary performs Bridge, What Bridge? | 5000 |
| NME journalists can be seen enjoying the gig | 5000 |
| Gary sings Wom instead of I'm | 1 |
| Chris Payne's hair appears to have a life of its own | 1 |
| Gary holds out the microphone and the crowd sing a bit for him | 1 |